“We will pledge to make shit better for the average American egg prices Be Damned!”

Democrats Are Failing Us

Democrats have failed us its bad when Chuck Schumer refuses to step down and Keeps AOC from actually leading, we need to shake shit up before the Midterms we need to shake shit up and Fight MAGA with a new brand of Crazy by giving them a taste of their own medicine. The Democrats currently voted in by us can bow down to the would be king but we are Americans Petty Rebellion is what we do best!

With absolute Chaos! Hail the glorious fricken Chaos. We will not be silent. We will be heard we will be a force of insanity for the American public. You want better wages? You want better egg prices? You want this Country to actually be paradise? Well put those that understand this beautiful Chaos in office ready to fight for you!

Unlike those who stormed the Capitol like the Children they were, we are Adults and know how to use our words. To which is to say we fight with our voices and wit as our only weapons. We do not raise Weapons of death against our foes but merely Chaos and rage peacefully, or as peacefully as you can be arguing with your MAGA neighbor about how tariffs work.

Dear Maga,

So wake up America you to MAGA he lied to you are you gonna just sit there and Take it? A United party is what it’s gonna Take both sides To fix this country after them breaking everything.

And what about his Day 1 promises? No wars? He’s Starting trade wars. Fixing our prices? Again he’s starting Trade wars. He’s not doing anything except letting Elon walk all over him.

So what Do we do?

That’s the question, isn’t it? well, it’s simple we don’t just sit for four more years and wait to kick him out we fight we make a stink we clean house during the midterms. If we Fight the MAGA mentality with our own brand of insanity we fight crazy petty American with equally petty American we gather on Discord our meeting ground where crazy meets crazy we will be the chaos in the dark.

As they try to distract we will act as keyboard warriors redirecting and highlighting the crap that they are trying to pull. If we all stand and work together then this is what America truly is.

Please remember my allies we only fight with word and wit I will not support violence.

What Do we need?

1. Reporters- at least 2
2. Keyboard warriors- I’m one but we could use as many as are willing to call this shit out on the socials
3. Chaos Agents – We have two of those already and so far they should be able to Cause as much of a stir as possible
4. An actual HR department – Cause let’s be real we are crazy, not evil
5. Event Coordinator- Your job is special Like me you will be able to organize in public protests just keep it peaceful alright I want Keyboard warriors not Jan Sixers